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So after my Idea of making a mini series out of my blogs blew right on my face due to too much workload ( Incase u don't know, Some 18 days ago, I had this Idea of making a mini series called 'Counting Backwards', which was supposed to be a compilation of my thoughts and what all happened while I was preparing for my End semester Examination. Sadly, My Part-Lazy Physical self and Part-'Addicted to Futurama' Grey cells got the better of me.), I had decided to not show my face in the blogosphere until my Examinations were over.

But then, The Blog-god(Pronounced as 'blogged') had its ways...namely, Tag.

Maybe Blog-god Knew my love for Madagascar, and so he sent a Giraffe to tag me.

Here goes...

7 things I wanna do in my Lifetime :

Now, when I say 'lifetime', I feel overburdened with too much responsibilty, considering all the accessories that come with it (Pun-intended). But from what I have known till now about me, I guess the under-mentioned make the top 7 easily.

1. Make One of the Best movies of all time. But movie making will never be a full time career for me, considering that Karan Johar (aka K-Jo) is supposedly " One of the Best Movie Makers in India" and Shahrukh Khan (SRK) is the Best actor till date after Amitabh Bachhan.


2. To be The Creative Advisor For A TV Series like South Park or Futurama.

3. Write a Biography. (Trust me..Have a lot to write about.)

4. Perform in a Rock Band in front of a Huge Crowd. (Though the Guitar Skills are still Evolving. :) )

5. Come back to My " Department of Civil Engineering" 10 years from now, meet my professors, and say " In your face" on their faces. :)

6. One of my favorites : Go on stage with Karan Johar and say on mic : "DUDE!!!..U're GAY!! Hahaahahaha!!", and

7. In the end, A yearning : I want to become What I know I can become.

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7 things I can do :

1. I CAN make the movie ( I meant the 'best movie of all time' one)

2. I can become better than the best Civil Engineers my Department is producing, just that I don't have the Time left to start all over again, rectifying all my mistakes.

3. I can quit Smoking if I want to. ( But I don't see the day coming soon.. )

4. I can be a bit more Cleaner than I look. Its just that i need my mother with me..or atleast a wife. I can make do with a Girlfriend too. :)

5. I can go and crash the Scholars Avenue Head Quarters for the crappy news Coverage they are so proud of.

6. If Given the right Circumstances, I can very easily woo Madam Kangna Ranaut to have a little fun with me... the circumstances being me staying in Mumbai for more than 4 days. ( She maybe the Worst Actress in the industry today, but man...She's got the body!!..and She's Dumb too..makes it easier for me :P)


7. I can start up a production house in the near future which covers everything from paper to radio. Anyone Interested..start mailing me now..who knows... :)

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7 Things I can't do

1
. I can't sit in an office and work 9 to 5 like all the others do...man!!..it stinks!!

2. I can't study for an examination in one day until and unless I know atleast Something about the subject. I don't know how others do it...but I can't mug up things without knowing shit about them.

3. I can't stop Cross questioning myself on each and every decision I take until I see the result right in front of me. Man....Sometimes it really wants me to kill myself!! )(Sometimes, that is. )

4. I can't stop making girls feel so special about themselves..unintentionally done though, but sometimes it gives the wrong impession when I start doing the same thing with guys! (I meant making them feel special!!)

5. I can't stop myself from saying what I feel about things, no matter who is in front of me. Now, some of you might feel it is a good thing, put picture me sitting in front of my Professor in a Steel design Class Viva and saying to him, "Sir..I don't think cleanliness and Discipline matter to anyone. It is just a tool which we use to reach to our goal. " Now u can imagine...

6. I can't stop my hands from taking a free stuff...even if it is poison!..All the handouts on the roads make way to my pocket or my bag or my wallet..and in the end, in some corner of my room. And don't ask me about the other stuff. U don't wanna know what I do with them.

7. Lastly, I can't stop myself from dying. Now thats something I really want to do. 'coz the ideas just don't stop coming,and making each and everyone a reality..hmm..dificult. Impossible?? Nyaah..

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7 Things that attract me to other person

P.S : This is not a unisexual topic.

1. Intelligence!!!...mmm...dunno what it had about it..but man....it sure has some pull!!

2. Pride. U have to be proud about what u do. Doing something which u yourself doubt...man..u have some thinking to do.

3. Conversation Skills. If u're good with words, and well...u make sense (atleast to me, if not the world) then u are in my list..count me in.

4. Outlook. U should have a Viewpoint about everything. And every person looks at things in a different way. I guess outlook of a person is very important.

5. humour. Thats an element which attracts everything.

6. Attitude. The first thing which anyone notices about a person. For the simple reason that it is very simple to diferenciate good attitude from bad attitude. But oflate, even this reasoning of mine has changed. I have seen people with bad attitude as being hailed as the future. So really, Some antennaes have to be fixed soon.

7. Truthful. Lies are important when u are in a profession (or rather in your professor's chamber), but I don't see any reason why people lie about themselves to anyon.If u are so ashamed of the thing u are ying about, then souldn't u get rid of it??

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7 things I say the most

1. " Kya re...haraamii...kya kar rhaa hai?"...(as said to 80% of my juniors)

2. "kya re, Maad......d"..( as said to all my batchmates)

3. " Areeee nnnaaaaaa" ( surprised..no matter how mild the surprise is)

4. " Bhak L**nda" (While arguing )

5. " Saale...maa ke La**de" ( Usually while arguing )

6. " Bade bhaiyaa...ki haal chaal??" ( introductory gesture to my Super final years)

7. "Kya sir...aap bhi...." (when complimented on..)

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7 people I wanna tag

1. Bhaatu
2. Vivek Thakur
3. Abhinav
4. Ravi handa
5. Arupananda
(Incidentally Someone called him the "hunk" after watching my Documentary)
6. Rajarshi
7. Ashish

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P.S : All the comments about anything and everything are my own. Hard feelings and strong reviews are welcome. After all, Blogging and getting noticed helps my cause. :)

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I was supposed to write a separate blo over this, but simply can't resist it.

here's my Directorial debut. This is a tribute to Bhaatu, our Creative Advisor, from the whole of "Kkhuchh Bhii Productions team'. Best of luck for the future. And try not to go in for WW III. (And knowing u, who knows what we are gonna experience now that u have broken loose of the shackles here.)

:)








Enjoiii

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

who is this someone to call tht bengali guy hunk? i dt remember me saying tht.

deepika

Sneha said...

Great. So you DID know this was going to attract some strong reviews and opinion! Very very good.

1. What is so funny about K-Jo? Agreed. He makes crappy movies. But what is so wrong with the man himself? He's a got a good sense of humour and I always laugh like a hyena while watching his show. If he can make people laugh, then that's an art not many have. So WHAT is so 'gay' about that? In any case, why should it be 'wrong' or 'funny' to be gay that it must always be associated with people and things in such a manner? Not very amusing that that figures on your list of 7-things-I-wanna-do-in-my-LIFE list. I REALLLLYYY don't mean to be mean or rude or both, but I cannot resist the temptation to let you know of what I think, especially since you kind of expected it.

2)May be I could give one more reason to stop smoking-- it makes your teeth YUCKY yellow that most of us prefer to stay away from! So unless you believe in artificial methods of teeth whitening, give up the cancer-stick!

3)Hey hey hey. What makes you think Kangana Rananut is dumb? The fact that she's a small city girl? Or that she cannot YET talk fluently in english like the rest of the people in the industry? Neither of these, IMO makes ANYone dumb. Rather, I'd say she's such a smart and courageous girl to actually have made some decent movies EVEN though the abovementioned might have gotten in her way.
(Disclaimer: I don't know much about her. I have formed this opinion based on what she prima facie is on interviews and the data that she gives out about herself on those shows.)

Whew.

Anonymous said...

chutiya sala!

S. said...

Madam Sneha..

I respect all the views presented by you, and trust me, considering the fact that you base your opinions on the Media inerviews and articles, U really have done your bit.

Now, Let me present my views on..well..your views.. :)

1. Firstly, I have no problems that he makes Crappy movies and people appreciate his crappy movies and call it 'one of the best eye-watering diplays of affection' and like you, when I need a bit of extreme idioticity , I switch to his TV show where the guest is asked to choose from "now, very quickly..Shahrukh, Salman, Hrithik". Where I find fault in the person is him BELIEVING the fact that he is, infact one of the best movie makers in the industry, and calling good movies to be made for a niche audience. As it goes, his movies have a mind set of a 14 year old person who sees the world all rosy and wants to cure everyone with a kiss on the cheek. And as for the fact that he is gay...welll...trust me..He is! :)

2. Ask a smoker why is smokes, He can give you a 1001 reasons. Ask a non-smoker why he doesn't smoke..even he can give you a 1001 reasons. So, I guess it balences that bit out.

3.As it goes, Madam Kangana Ranaut, when she debuted in the industry, Truest me, she was the worst part of Gangster. I don't have anything against her small town ways or her English speaking abilities (Infact, those are the only bits I kinda respect) but the fact that she might be the only toooo beautiful ladies who is single and well..dumb enough to give an interview where she openly says she is trying to give up 'physical relationships'....ummm...I guess she IS dumb. :)(I guess u missed that one. Refer TOI..or Mid-day..whichever u prefer)

And good for you to add that disclaimer..I appreciate it.
:)

to Anonymous : Bade bhaiya...ye pehle ki baat haiab aisa chutiyaapa nahi likhoonga :D

Ashi said...

dream a little dream of me

S. said...

Dreams are dreamed to be made real.

If not, what use are they?
:)

S. said...

Dreams are dreamed to be made real.

If not, what use are they?
:)

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