Smokers : Life Uncensored..

Smoking...a hobby for some..a habit for some.an addiction for many..and a matter of controversy for everyone of us...I have been in symbiosis with some of the institute's most well known smokers for the last 2 years now ..and after coming across almost all types of smokers there are..i have been able to put forth u..the simple yet true...life of a Smoker...

Basically,A Smoker's life can be devided into 8 stages...right from the beginning to the end...

STAGE 1 :


when u like to fib your friend to believing that u actually smoke and borrow cigerettes from them just to take the smoke into your mouth and them spit it out like a coal furnace or something...your mouth smells like hell..but man...u actually feel like a MAN !!

STAGE 2 :

when u start taking the smoke inside and cough pretty often . the friends from whom u still borrow your cigerettes from avoid giving it to u just because u seem to wet the filter . Nonetheless.u plead your way to the glory of tranquility and take a puff or two.....before coughing and passing the cigerette on....

COUGH!COUGH!COUGH!......COOOOOUUUGHHH!!!

STAGE 3 :

this is the point when u start taking the purse out of your pocket to pay for the cigerettes...u start with buying 1 navy-cut/classic from the nearby shop...u go to your room,close it..then shut switch on the comp.put on some music and smoke to glory...before long it increases to 3..sometimes 4..not more than that (usually!!!) u tend to show off to your friends by offering them one sometime in the day and yes..u learn about the 3 rules of smoking :

1.Thou shalt not take more than 3 puffs at one go when sharing it with others..

2.Thou shalt not give cigerette to a non-smoker until they ask for it themselves..

3.Thou shalt never refuse to give cigerette to a smoker..u may hide them before they come to notice it..

STAGE 4 :

It usually happens after 3 to 4 months after commencement of stage 3.

when u start thinking that 4 cigerettes are not enough for u for one day and u start buying whole packets just to save the time and energy to go to the shop each and everytime u have the terrible urge to smoke.u start smoking in public..even when u are at home..u seem to 'run' away to smoke.this is the time when u think smoking is the most essential thing to do after waking up in the morning ..even before going to attend the nature's call!!!..infact,it is very commom for some to be not be able to go to the toilet without having a puff!!

Stage 5 :

when u realize that smoking has started taking a toll over your stamina and u have started feeling sort of laziness with all the smoking.u start thinking exactly how much cigerettes would cause cancer..and with all our non-smoker friends always trauting u to stop smoking..this fear of yours sometimes starts giving u nightmares..

STAGE 6 :

when u start decreasing your cigerette intake...though it may be a herculian task..slow and easy does it...u start paying more attention to your diet..start spending more time with your girl friend..soon the wrd spreads that u have decreased your cigerette intake...soon the count decreases to 1 or 2...and then,one day..u want to take a break...and qualla...no cigerette for a day....then another...soon it is almost 2 months without cigerette...though in the initial days,u just pray not to bump into one of your smoking friends,who just as a mattter of factly,offfer u a cigerette which u can't refuse...but soon it all fades away...

Stage 7 :

when after 2 months u suddenly bump into one of your friends in a party or something,and he offers u a cigerette..u simply refuse..but he is persistent...and then,after a while u suddenly think.."well..it has been 2 months man...i wonder what one puff will do to me!" and then,the whole world takes a 360 degree revolution as u take the first puff...then back to the shop...1 cigerette the first day...3 (or usually 4)the second..and back to square 1 after a week or two...so now,u don't want to leave your best buddy again...and there u go again...

STAGE 8 :

when u eventually have to stop smoking..rather u are forced to stop smoking...either due to health problems..or u are not there to smoke at all...it all ends here....

for some...Stage 6 is the end...for some...there is even a Stage 9!!...

it may be a matter of controvercy for everyone..but it might be a moment of truth for some of them..





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