VQ is the next BIG thing!!

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Are you a virgin??” “Hmmm…mmm…I lost virginity of my lips and hmmm…oh yeah, I got butt-spanked by a cute chick, but am still waiting to have sex. Does that count me as a virgin?”                                                          
You’ll come across such dumb dude and dudettes all around you on this planet.
I strongly believe, there are two things in life that people are always confused and shy to talk about openly – Intelligence and Virginity. To take care of Intelligence, smart people came up with a small test called as IQ TEST, where you try to solve few questions in a limited amount of time. The score displayed after the test can then be proudly punched on your ID card, and you get one more topic to boast around while sipping beer with your dumb friends.
But for virginity, we are still waiting for a similar test to come out for quite a long time now. Until and unless someone really thinks hard and put 100% effort behind designing a test, we’ll still be surrounded by confused people like the one discussed above.
To eliminate such confused people from planet earth, I and few of my retard and idle friends are coming out with VQ (Virginity Quotient) test very soon. Am not going to provide much of details in here, but only thing I’m going to say is that it’s going to be the NEXT BIG thing as far as online quizzing is concerned. Right now we are planning to compete with BRITANNICA CHILD Quiz and COMPLAN CHILD GENIOUS, but soon there will be more competitors as VQ will spread its wings on the internet.
I know people are scared of taking tests, especially online tests, so just incase you wanna glimpse of what kinda Q’s you are going to face in VQ, kindly go through a model test paper below.
Kindly reply only in TRUE and FALSE. Please avoid using MAYBE.

1. Two virgin ducks and two non-virgin dogs have a total of fourteen legs.


2. One of the following numbers is a part of sexual activity – 6, 9, 69, 44.


3. SPANK when spelled backwards will sound like KNAPS


4. Mary has only forty-eight dollars, but she can buy a bicycle that costs one hundred twenty dollars, (disregarding tax) if she borrows fifty-seven dollars from Jane and fifteen dollars from Jill only after sleeping with him.


5. Lesbian and Gay are 2 different categories of people.


6. If Paula looks into her bathroom mirror and touches her left ear with her right hand, Paula’s image seems to touch its right ear with its left hand.


7. Does the reply to above question be different if Paula is a non-virgin


8. If the word, “SEX,” is written under the word, “SEX,” and another word, “SEX,” is written under the 2nd word “SEX,” then the word, “SEX” is formed diagonally.


9. Position 34 described under sacred book of sex, KAMASUTRA, appears on page 56.


10. President Bill Clinton had sex with one of the following number of females – 5, 10, 15, 25

By now, I think you guys have pretty good picture about what kind of questions you’re going to face in case you plan to appear for this quiz. With all the hard-work me and my friends are putting up during the weekends, I know we are capable of changing this world and breed new era of shameless people who can boast around about their VQ openly in public.Good luck!!